When One Woman Was Asked How Long She Had Been Going To Symphony Concerts, She Paused To Calculate And Replied, Forty-seven Years -- And I Find I Mind It Less And Less.
When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony
concerts, she paused to calculate and replied, Forty-seven years --
and I find I mind it less and less.
-- Louise Andrews Kent
When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony concerts, she paused to calculate and replied, "Forty-seven years -- and I find I mind it less and less.
-- Louise Andrews Ke...
Kent: And how long have you been on the streets? Ba
Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family might be watching....
Asked how she felt being the first woman to make a major-league team
he said, "Like a pig in mud," or words to that effect, and then turned and released a squirt of tobacco juice from the wad of rum soaked plug in her right cheek....
I have been told that a young would-be composer wrote to Mozart, asking advice as to how to compose a symphony.
Mozart responded that a symphony was a complex and demanding form and that it would be better to start with something simpler....
When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent my father was.
By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded how much he had learned in the last seven years....
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
Grandma runs from Mr. Burns and Wiggum] Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on, my life as I knew it was over.
Kent: [on TV] Only one member of the Springfield Seven was identified....