I was taking tickets at the movies when I got a phone call. This woman
said, "How much is a ticket?" And I said, "Four dollars." She said, "How
much is it for children?" And I said, "The same price. Four dollars."
"Well," she said, "the airlines charge half fare for children." I said,
"You go to the movie--put the kids on a plane."
-- Alan Gale
said, "How much is a ticket?" And I said, "Four dollars." She said, "How
much is it for children?" And I said, "The same price. Four dollars."
"Well," she said, "the airlines charge half fare for children." I said,
"You go to the movie--put the kids on a plane."
-- Alan Gale
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