One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was
a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to
laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by
laughing he would forget what he asked me.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to
laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by
laughing he would forget what he asked me.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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