I Remember How My Great Uncle Jerry Would Sit On The Porch And Whittle All Day Long.

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I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle
all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy
boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it
had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had
whittled off the paint.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey