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• It's like that story...'The Prince and the Porpoise'.
  '...and the _Pauper_', sir. Oh, yes, yes, 'The Prince and the Porpoise....
• I'm afraid the duel is off. Off? As in 'sod'. -- Edmund and George : Duel and Duality
• I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
  I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
• God, I'm wasted here. It's no life for a man of noble blood being servant to a master with the intellectual capacity of a jug walrus and the social graces of a potty.
  -- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• I was in a coach, flying through the London night, bound for the ladies' home.
  .. Oh...and which ladies' home is this? A Home for the Elderly, or a Home for the Mentally Disadvantaged?...
• And then these two ravishing beauties came up to me and whispered in my ear.
  ..that they loved me. And what happened after you woke up, sir?...
• Leave me alone, Baldrick. If I'd wanted to talk to a vegetable, I'd have bought one at the market.
  -- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• We're about as similar as...two completely dissimilar things in a pod.
  -- Edmund : Duel and Duality...
• Yes, yes, but he'd be fabulously rewarded. Money...
  itles...castles... ...a coffin... -- George and Edmund : Duel and Duality...