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• Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
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• Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La, la -- oops [drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth.
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• I thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?
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• Dear Mr. President: There are too many states. Please eliminate three.
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• Ah, Simpson. At last we meet. -- Mr.
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• You know, when that Simpson boy showed up, it took years off my life.
  -- Mr. Bouvier, "The Way We Wa...