Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La, la -- oops
[drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth. [blows
it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway. Now this is just between
me and you...smashed hat. Hee hee --
Kent: Hot diggety-dog, we've got him, Mr. Simpson. Now let's -- Mr.
Simpson?
Homer: One hot dog, please.
-- No hot dog too encrusted, "Homer and Apu"
[drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth. [blows
it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway. Now this is just between
me and you...smashed hat. Hee hee --
Kent: Hot diggety-dog, we've got him, Mr. Simpson. Now let's -- Mr.
Simpson?
Homer: One hot dog, please.
-- No hot dog too encrusted, "Homer and Apu"
Related:
- Hot Dog!: Frank Furte
- Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen -- please.
We have a major break in the case. We recovered the burglar's hankerchief from one of the crime scenes.... - Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart
Corporation.
Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure.... - Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and
kicked me out of the club.
Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now.... - Apu: [grabs a tofu dog off the grill] Quick, quick, no time to cook
them -- they will plump in my stomach.
[quickly eats the hot dog] [drinks some beer quickly and burps] [spots a pretty woman] Hello, beautiful.... - Announcer: Our $50,000 home video finalists are...
Man Breaking Hip. [sound of bowling pins, followed by a scream] Home... - Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
[She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog.... - What's the opposite of a Hot Dog? A Pup-Scicle.
- Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy,
do your dirty sinful business.
Ned: Well, howdy, Reverend Lovejoy. Nice to see you there ....
