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• Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than nothing.
  Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex....
• No sex is better than bad sex.
• There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex?
  A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel...
• There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex.
  But there is nothing exactly like it. -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• Admittedly, there are a lot of things that are better than sex, and a lot more that are worse
  but there's nothing quite like it......
• Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good
  and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. -- Dick Brando...