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• There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex?
  A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel...
• Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good
  and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. -- Dick Brando...
• Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than nothing.
  Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex....
• Some mornings, sex is almost better than coffee.