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• Admittedly, there are a lot of things that are better than sex, and a lot more that are worse
  but there's nothing quite like it......
• Some mornings, sex is almost better than coffee.
• No sex is better than bad sex.
• There is no remedy for sex but more sex. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than nothing.
  Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex....
• Nothing improves with age. -- Murphy's laws on sex