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• Admittedly, there are a lot of things that are better than sex, and a lot more that are worse
  but there's nothing quite like it......
• There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex.
  But there is nothing exactly like it. -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• In the United States, there is a lot more space with a fewer people than there is less space with a lot more people.
  Its things like this that make America what it is....
• Things could be a lot worse. -- Joyce Carol Oate
• Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -- Lily Tomli
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better.
  It's not. -- Dr. Seuss, The Lorax...
• Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than nothing.
  Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex....