It's OBVIOUS.. The FURS Never Reached ISTANBUL.. You Were An EXTRA In The REMAKE Of ``TOPKAPI''.

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It's OBVIOUS.. The FURS never reached ISTANBUL.. You were
an EXTRA in the REMAKE of ``TOPKAPI''.. Go home to your
WIFE.. She's making FRENCH TOAST!
-- Zippy the Pinhead

How's the wife? Is she at home enjoying capitalism? -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go.. with EXTRA MSG!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your HOME ENTERTAINMENT CENTER with you?
? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
You were s'posed to laugh! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Where do your SOCKS go when you lose them in th' WASHER? -- Zippy the Pinhead
I can't think about that. It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS.
.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Where does it go when you flush? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Hospitality: Making your guests feel at home, even though you wish they were.
My mind is making ashtrays in Dayton.... -- Zippy the Pinhead

It's OBVIOUS.. The FURS Never Reached ISTANBUL.. You Were An EXTRA In The REMAKE Of ``TOPKAPI''.

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