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• Before you unburden yourself of your problems, recall to mind that half the people to whom you tell these could not care less, but if they could, they would make the effort.
  The other half, to whom you might unburden yourself, are happy to hear of your misfortunes, thinking that finally, you are getting what you deserve....
• Half the fun of being alive is not knowing what tomorrow will bring.
  The other half is pretending you don't care....
• Coincidence, n.: You weren't paying attention to the other half of what was going on.
• No wonder kids get confused. Half the adults tell them to find themselves, and the other half of the adults tell them to get lost.
• Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
  -- Walter Ke...
• If it wasn't for half the people in the world, the other half would be all of them.
  -- Colonel Lemuel Stoopnagle...
• It's not what you tell people, it's what you show them.