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• The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return.
  It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. -- Arthur C. Clarke...
• Don't just stand there--buy something!
• If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.
  -- F. Jeff Stiles, Southern Baptist preache...
• Nostalgia is a longing for something you couldn't stand anymore. -- Fibber McGee (Jim Jordan)
• Reality happens when you don't make it to the bathroom.
• Don't just do something. Stand there and ponder.
• I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you. -- Edward Albee
• I'm sorry, but I could swear you just called me a MACRO!
• Cardassian Scale: How many pounds do you see?