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• Reality is when it happens to you.
• If you care about a dream enough, make it into a reality.
• We make most of our mistakes when we are optimistic. -- Don Herold
• The only thing a Beer tells you is when it's time to go to the bathroom.
• The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.
• A diagnosis is what happens when the doctor tries to determine the condition of your pocketbook before he makes the determination of how sick to make you.
• Shit Happens' according to... Capitalism: Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
  If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit....
• Borg: What happens when you let the government take care of you.
• Anananay: what happens when you start spelling "banana" and don't stop.