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• Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
  -- Mickey Rooney...
• Boys: [gasp] Mickey Rooney! Rooney: Hi, Milhouse.
  The studio sent me to talk to you, being a former child star myself, _and_ the number one box office draw from 1939 to 1940....
• Success goes to your head, failure to your heart.
• Success and Failure are a fork in the road. You choose.
• Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view. -- Lowe's Law
• You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.