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• We now return Control of your Modem to you....
• If you can read this you have a modem.
• No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!
• Another victim of Modem Addictus.
• Just another idiot with a modem...
• Have you hugged your modem today?
• Nerds, don't like phone sex, it means we have to unplug the modem.
• Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil to ensure a glossy coat.
  Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed everyday....
• Feed yourself and feed others. Then, if you have to say good -- bye, it won't matter.
  You will have shared love. -- Jeanne Moreau...