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• Theme music and voice from Alfred Hitchcock Prese
  ) Good evening. I'm sorry, but Steve can't come to the phone now, as he's quite tied up....
• As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.
  [In fact, this was the big breakthrough for the Wright Brothers....
• Quote #500 `... if we wish to count lines of code, we should not regard them as ``lines produced'' but as ``lines spent.
  '' ' -- Edsger Dijkstra...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• MONASH UNIVERSITY COMPUTER CENTRE - MODEM DIAL-UP SERVICES Users of the Greater Monash University can now access the computer systems via modems 24 hours except when they are out of order.
  All four campuses are equipped with dial-in lines which under normal circumstances should be either engaged or not operational....
• Nerds, don't like phone sex, it means we have to unplug the modem.
• Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor? Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car.
  Makes it go faster. Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some -- [a shot rings out] aah!...