Neither Papa nor Mama nor the schools taught me about sex, at least not
officially. I wanted to know, but no one sat down to give me a sex organ
recital. Mama certainly couldn't do it, in spite of the fact that she had
given birth to ten children. When asked if she had ever heard of "sex
appeal," she said, "I gave already."
-- Sam Levenson
officially. I wanted to know, but no one sat down to give me a sex organ
recital. Mama certainly couldn't do it, in spite of the fact that she had
given birth to ten children. When asked if she had ever heard of "sex
appeal," she said, "I gave already."
-- Sam Levenson
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