HAIL
Like rain, but harder. Meteorologists have conducted studies about
the weather patterns relating to hail, and the likely occurrence of
it, and have concluded that it is most likely to hail when you are
walking down the street without even an umbrella for protection.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Like rain, but harder. Meteorologists have conducted studies about
the weather patterns relating to hail, and the likely occurrence of
it, and have concluded that it is most likely to hail when you are
walking down the street without even an umbrella for protection.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Related:
- UMBRELLA
An object of amazing qualities. Umbrellas are even more adept at
detaching themselves from their owners than stationery.
They also send out subconscious thoughts to their... - NEIGHBOUR
One of those people you occasionally smile at when walking down the
street,
but rarely develop such a bond with that they are concerned... - MUSIC
A terribly, terribly subjective thing. [Don't see Megabogue]
Classicists argue that the best music moves transparently into your
brain,
and makes you fall asleep without even realising it(*)... - WRONG
Incorrect, erroneous. Generally, the things that are most likely to
be wrong are those which you feel the most confident about.
This confidence has usually led you to proclaim it... - WEATHER
Environmental conditions which necessitate the wearing of whatever
article/s of clothing you just happen not to have brought with you.
This is because weather has an average unpredictability... - VANQUISH
A word most commonly used in solemn ceremonies,
usually of the form "Behold the devil, I now vanquish... - Hail Stones
... - UPF - Unidentified Program Fuck-up (computing term,
when you know there's something wrong, but... - Hail Caesar!
We who are about to dine salad you...
