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• Marge: [ruefully] We've left it all behind. How can you make a clean break with your life?
  Homer: Relax, Marge, I tied up all the loose ends before we left....
• When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.
  ' -- Erma Bombeck...
• Punch me in, punch me out, That's what my life is all about.
• My wife left me - There is a GOD!
• What is best in life? To crush my enemies. To see them driven before me.
  And to hear the lamentation of their women! -- Conan the Barbaria...
• Burns: [talking to a tin can] Ah, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend?
  Look at you, you were once so proud. Feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns!...
• Almost had a psychic boyfriend-he left me before we met.
• Almost had a psychic girlfriend-she left me before we met.
• Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
  The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....