I Love Football ... Football's A Fair Sport For My People.
I love football ... Football's a fair sport for my people. Only sport in
the world a Negro can chase a white man and 40,000 people stand up and
-- Dick Gregory
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
-- Dick Gregory...
Homer: Oh, one thing I'm good at and I can't do it any more.
Marge: Homey, you're good at lots of things. Home...
Bart: Ohh, I just missed out on the greatest opportunity of my entire life!
George Burns was right: show business is a hideous bitch goddess....
It's not sport if you can talk afterwards.
Imagine what the world would be like if mathematics were an honored ritual carried out in stadiums for huge audiences, and football was a misunderstood activity ignored by most people.
The most violent sport of all has to be hunting--if you consider it a sport.
After all, a hunter sneaks up on his prey. That's not very sporting....
Just as the prisoner was being strapped into the electric chair, the priest said, "Son, is there anything I can do for you?
The prisoner said, "Yeah, when they pull the switch, hold my hand." -- Dick Gregory...
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. -- Charles Schultz
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. -- Linus van Pel