My views on evolution? I think Darwin was adopted.
-- Steven Wright.
-- Steven Wright.
Related:
- I had my coathangers spayed.
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Steven... - I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Steven... - I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.
Steven... - My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it,
but she got poison ivy on the brain. When it itched... - I was skydiving horizontally.
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Steven... - I hate to think about the past. It just brings back so many memories!
Steven... - Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before. -- Steven... - I filled my humidifier with wax and left it on. Now everything in my
house is shiny.
Steven... - Here are my categories, with examples (his):
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Steven...
