My teacher told me that today was the first day of the rest of my life.
That explains why I didn't do yesterday's homework.
-- Lorne Elliott
That explains why I didn't do yesterday's homework.
-- Lorne Elliott
Related:
- If today is the first day of the rest of your life,
what the hell was yesterday... - If today is the first day of the rest of your life,
what the hell was yesterday... - If today is the first day of the rest of your life,
what the hell was yesterday... - Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven... - Today is the first day of the rest of my death.
Tomorrow will be the next day of it.
Bwwaahh... - Jacek, a Polish schoolboy, is told by his teacher that he has
been chosen to carry the Polish flag in the May Day parade.
"Why me?" whines the boy. "Three years ago I carried... - Days of my life I'd like to forget: The day the doctors told me I was sick.
The day I had to tell my friends I was ill. The day... - My, my--65! I guess this marks the first day of the rest of our life
savings.
-- H.... - Today is the first day of the rest of
your life...
