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• My teacher told me that today was the first day of the rest of my life.
  That explains why I didn't do yesterday's homework. -- Lorne Ellio...
• Today is the first day of the rest of my death. Tomorrow will be the next day of it. Bwwaahh.
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
• All of a sudden I noticed she was saying my daughter, my son, my silver, my furniture, my house, and your friends, your troubles, your worries, your problems, and your fault.
  -- H. Marti...
• Days of my life I'd like to forget: The day the doctors told me I was sick.
  The day I had to tell my friends I was ill. The day my hair fell out....
• For the rest of my life, I want to reflect on what a photon is. -- Albert Einstei
• I could try for the rest of my life, but that wouldn't be half enough.
• All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
  -- Jane Wagne...