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• BEDEVERE: And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
  -- Classic Python from MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL...
• Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" -- Monty Python "Holy Grail
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail 'Tis but a scratch. --John Cleese
• GOD: That is your purpose Arthur ... the Quest for the Holy Grail .
  .. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• DINGO: And after the spanking ... the oral sex. GALAHAD
  Oh, dear! Well, I... GIRLS: The oral sex ... The oral sex....
• ARTHUR: Did you say shrubberies? ROGER: Yes. Shrubberies are my trade.
  I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber....
• Another hideous roar.] BEDEVERE: That's it! ARTHUR
  What? BEDEVERE: It's The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!...
• ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail