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• Mommy, I don't like my little sister! Shaddup and eat your dinner.
• Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says. -- Homer, "My Sister, My Sitte
• Tough? My goldfish can whip your dog!
• which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
  One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....
• I am FLAMING CARROT! Even best friends fear me a little!
• Older sister: "Why are you wearing my new raincoat?
  Younger sister: "I didn't want to get your new dress wet....
• Curse: May your grandchildren be born in _____________.<--(name city)
• I am out there saving the world from Commies and Martians who will eat your feet.
  .. and he's making peanut brittle in my washer!" -- The Flaming Carrot bitches......
• She said I should think of her like a sister. I said I did, but not my sister.