My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other
replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say, "Moo'?" The
other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."
-- Morey Amsterdam
replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say, "Moo'?" The
other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."
-- Morey Amsterdam
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