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• Sit, Ubu, sit! Good dog. *woof*
• My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!
  The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo?...
• This is *not* a FIDO tag line. WOOF!! WOOF! GRRrrrr...
• Grrr! It is 'WORF,' Bob, *NOT* 'WOOF'...
• WOOF: doglike animal. "Who's afraid of the big bad woof?" -- Texan Dictionary
• What does this do, Mr Woof?
• These my sky-robes spun out of Iris' woof. -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Comus, Line 83
• Howie: Ok, who's next? [every one raises their hands, `memememememe'] Home
  [rising from above the crowd] No, me! No, meeee!...
• Woof! Gasp! Choke! yes, I do have people telling me all the time.