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  The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo?...
• Moo.
• Everyone has their own talents, and if a cow gives milk, it need not fell sorry or guilty that it does not play the violin.
• Two heads are better than one
• What do you get when you employ a Kiev resident as a movie critic? Glowing reviews.
• The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse about rabbits The cow is of the bovine ilk
  That doesn't mention their habits. One end is moo, the other, milk. -- Ogden Nash...
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• A mob has many heads, but no brains.