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• I am FLAMING CARROT! Even best friends fear me a little!
• The Worst Lines of Verse For a start, we can rule out James Grainger's promising line
  "Come, muse, let us sing of rats." Grainger (1721-67) did not have the courage of his convictions and deleted these words on discovering that his listeners dissolved into spontaneous laughter the instant they were read out....
• I shot 'em in the ears and blew their brains out! I invented that! -- FLAMING CARROT
• Hey, Flaming Carrot!... What makes you so brave?" "It's my birthday.
  Now get outta here!" -- FLAMING CARROT...
• which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
  One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• My name is Carrot Man and I curse your little sister's goldfish.
• I don't want no Commies in my car... no Christians either. -- REPO MAN
• BG: Lisa, I sure am glad you dropped by. You're the first visitor I've had.
  Lisa: What about your family? BG: I don't really have a family....