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• I am out there saving the world from Commies and Martians who will eat your feet.
  .. and he's making peanut brittle in my washer!" -- The Flaming Carrot bitches......
• which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
  One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....
• I shot 'em in the ears and blew their brains out! I invented that! -- FLAMING CARROT
• My name is Carrot Man and I curse your little sister's goldfish.
• Hey, Flaming Carrot!... What makes you so brave?" "It's my birthday.
  Now get outta here!" -- FLAMING CARROT...
• Each Man must stand on his own!... Must answer to his own God!
  ... I will probably WIN though... -- Flaming Carro...
• I loved you... loved you as much as any American used car dealer could.
  .." -- Uncle Billy laments in FLAMING CARROT COMICS...
• Gosh, Dr. Heller... even your Death Ray doesn't work!
  "By Gar! How do you kill a dead dog?" -- Flaming Carrot and Dr....
• Calling all units! Leading monster stampede through the bottomlands to lower forty!
  ... Set up ambush on flanks!... Also, do not shoot me!...