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• Hugh: I must say, you were right. This has been quite trying.
  You know, I've attempted to enjoy your family on a personal level, on an ironic level, as a novelty, as camp, as kitsch, as cautionary example....
• Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe: I know. Rachel: Why have I never tasted these before?
  Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies....
• My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet.
  She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia. -- Dame Edna Everage...
• People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
  What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair....
• Saavik: "Permission to speak candidly, sir." Kirk: "Granted.
  Saavik: "I don't believe this was a fair test of my command abilities....
• I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because I like people to do what I say.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.
  -- Macaulay, "History of England, I...
• The land of the free! This is the land of the free!
  Why, if I say anything that displeases them, the free mob will lynch me, and that's my freedom....
• I know you think that you understood what you thought I said, but I am not all that sure that you understand that I seldom say what I think and even less often do I mean what I say.