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• My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet.
  She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia. -- Dame Edna Everage...
• Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?
  Homer: Of course not. I wouldn't do that! [pause] Why not?...
• We have met the enemy, and he's all yours!
• We have met the enemy - and he tasted GREAT!
• We have met the enemy and he is us. KELLY
• Go to friends for advice; to women for pity; to strangers for charity; to relatives for nothing.
• Quote #514 Basically, I have this theory that there are five kinds of truth.
  (This is Joe's Theory of the Five Truths.) There is the truth you tell to casual strangers and acquaintances....
• We have met the enemy, and he is us. -- Walt Kelly (in POGO)
• We have met the enemy, and he is us. -- Walt Kelly