Homer: All right: these are our new family security rules. Be home
before dark, and make sure you're not followed. Lock all doors
and windows.
Marge: And don't take candy from strangers.
Homer: [plaintive] Marge, they're only human!
-- "Homer the Vigilante"
before dark, and make sure you're not followed. Lock all doors
and windows.
Marge: And don't take candy from strangers.
Homer: [plaintive] Marge, they're only human!
-- "Homer the Vigilante"
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