My mother is from Iceland and my father is from Cuba.
I guess that makes me an Ice Cube.
I guess that makes me an Ice Cube.
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My father denies... - When I emerged from my mothers uterus, I was the size of a chicken bouillon
cube and Father said to the obstetrician:
`I realise that at this age it's difficult to prognosticate... - Ned: [notes Marge squeezing a grapefruit]
Marge Simpson!
Still making juice the old-fashioned way? [actually... - I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law,
and headed for the embankment. -- Excerpt from insurance... - I had to go to analysis. They told me I had an unresolved Oedipus complex,
which, according to them, meant I want to sleep with... - One night my mother sent me to fetch the doctor. "What's the matter with
me?
I'm sick from top to bottom. My head pounds, my eyes... - God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies.
Marshall de... - My mother thanks you,
my father thanks you..... - My mother was a test tube;
my father was a knife. --...
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- Shit Happens' according to...
Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!... - Guinan: "Now, tell me more about...my eyes?"
-- "The Dauphin",
Stardate... - Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore.
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Russian... - If voting should change anything,
there would be a law against it... - When angry, count a hundred; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain (1835-1910), "Pudd'nhead Wilson's...
