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"...and Keller is schedule to be executed on
Friday... I guess he won't be around, then, for
the Patriots-Buffalo game this Sunday!"
-- A newscaster on CHEERS
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I won! I won!
I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on.
-- Steve Marti...
That Farrow bloke you executed today. You sure he's dead?
I cut his head off. That usually does the trick. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Head...
Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around.
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