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• I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on.
  -- Steve Marti...
• Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky. Rev.
  L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every Sunday night!...
• My uncle got a job driving a cab. He had the cab parked right in front of Grand Central Station, and an Episcopal bishop got into my uncle's cab.
  He said, "Take me to Christ Church." So my uncle took him up to St....
• Every lion has to defend himself against flies. German Proverb
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of.
  My own mind is my own church. -- Thomas Paine...
• I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any Church that I know of.
  My own mind is my own Church. -- Thomas Paine...
• ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn.
  "Eat arsenic? Yes, all you get," Consenting, he did speak up...