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  O'Brien: "Yes, sir." Maxwell: "What was the name of that fellow who always hung around you like a puppy?...
• Smithers: You know what this means? He alive!
  Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke....
• Maxwell: "O'Brien? Miles O'Brien?" O'Brien: "Hello, captain.
  Good to see you again." Maxwell: "How are you? I had no idea you were on the Enterprise....
• and Keller is schedule to be executed on Friday...
  I guess he won't be around, then, for the Patriots-Buffalo game this Sunday!...
• I woke up one morning and looked around the room. Something wasn't right.
  I realized that someone had broken in the night before and replaced everything in my apartment with an exact replica....
• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years....
• And I am C-Danny, human cyborg relations.
• A guy returns from a long trip to Europe, having left his beloved dog in his brother's care.
  The minute he's cleared customs, he calls up his brother and inquires after his pet....