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• If you want to make an enemy, do someone a favor. -- Charles L. Geanangel
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• She: Why do you want me to hold your earlobes when we kiss?
  He: I once lost my wallet kissing, and it's not going to happen again....
• Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
  It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games....
• If you want my advice, pay me!
• Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars? Deale
  Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?...
• What do you want me to do? Say it again in worse English?
  -- Robert Frost, when asked about the meaning of one of his poems....
• Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights.
  Caller: Yes, hi. With all the suffering and injustice in the world, do you ever wonder if God really exists?...
• What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?