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  asked the father of his little son. Diet....
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  asked the father of his little son. "Diet....
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  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
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  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
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  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
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  One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants....