I Remember Being Upset Once And Telling My Dad I Wasn't Following Through Right, And He Replied, "Nancy, It Doesn't Make Any Difference To A Ball What You Do After You Hit It.

Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it....
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven.
As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created....
I remember once being on a station platform in Cleveland at four in the morning.
A black porter was carrying my bags, and as we were waiting for the train to come in, he said to me...
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven.
As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created....
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven.
As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said, "A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created....
Nancy Reagan: "Say, Ron, didn't you call Ollie North a patriot?
Ronald Reagan: "I don't remember....
Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
Lisa: [shielding her eyes from the light; wobbly] What's happening?
Where am I?? Helen: And she's on drugs!...