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• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
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• Homer: Hey Flanders! All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
  Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily!...
• I used to own a successful car company. My secret was giving them Japanese names.
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