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• Weight lifters are now taking steroids and the male hormone testosterone.
  One guy had so much male hormone in him he had to be classified as an East German woman!...
• As time passes, the decision which faces most of us is whether to lose weight, or gain it so that the wrinkles don't show so much.
• All I hear is diet, diet and more diet. If I wanted to lose weight I'd go to a regular paint store, since most of these places sell thinner.
• Bobby: First, the award for the alumnus who gaied the most weight.
  Homer Simpson! Homer: Oh, my God! Bobby: How'd you do it, Homer?...
• Fate is just the weight of circumstances...
• infatuate: to put on weight.
• You need to lose weight.
• I can talk about Weight Watchers with affection--even though I was on their casualty list.
  The thing I remember most about Weight Watchers was the weekly meetings ....
• To lose weight, eat less; to gain weight, eat more
  if you merely wish to maintain, do whatever you were doing....