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• He had been bitten by a dog, but didn't give it much thought until he noticed that the wound was taking a remarkably long time to heal.
  Finally, he consulted a doctor who took one look at it and ordered the dog brought in....
• Pixel - Tinkerbell after the hormone shots.
• Most Weight lifters are biceptual.
• Best of all he liked to sleep. Sleeping was a very important activity for him.
  He liked to sleep for longish periods, great swathes of time....
• A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
  -- John Updike...
• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin? You can't make a vitamin...
• Eva Goss was a woman given to uncanny intuitions. It was her contention, often expressed to Mr.
  Goss, that the female of the species had an occult sixth sense which a mere male did not possess....