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• UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Forgive him demon gods from hell, he's a hockey player.
• I just came back from Wal-mart. One of the gift items they had were these nice
• LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Ooh, perfume! Meryl Streep's Versatility! -- Marge's gift from Homer, "Lisa the Greek
• Gods! How the son degenerates from the sire!
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book iv, Line 451...
• One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.
  He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him ....
• Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr....
• The one great gift to humankind from our nuclear physicists has been the nuclear bomb.
  How can we ever thank them? -- Edward Abbey...