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• But as he knew no bad language, he had called him all the names of common objects that he could think of, and had screamed
  You lamp! You towel! You plate!" and so on. -- Sigmund Freud...
• A man used to be rated on how well he achieved bringing home the bacon.
  All that has passed. Now, he is rated on how well he brings home the textured vegatable protein bacon flavored strips....
• Bolger wears a hat so he knows which end to wipe!
• Bush wears a hat so he knows which end to wipe!
• As he had feared, his orders had been forgotten and everyone had brought the potato salad.
• Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by a great river.
  One day, after a hard day's fishing, he hooked what seemed to him to be the biggest, strongest fish he had ever caught....
• Bring home the bacon? HECK! I Brought the PIG!
• And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
• When Philip had news brought him of divers and eminent successes in one day, "O Fortune!
  aid he, "for all these so great kindnesses do me some small mischief....