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• Mixed Emotions: When you see your mother-in-law back over a cliff in your new Mercedes Benz.
• Definition of mixed emotions: Finding out your ex-wife accepted a Kirby Award on your behalf in San Diego.
  -- Dave Sim...
• mixed emotions: Watching a bus-load of lawyers plunge off a cliff. With five empty seats.
• When it gets to be your turn, they change the rules.
• A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents.
  You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance....
• Your wife is dead when the sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
• Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?} Skinner: {You'd better answer him, Lisa.
  He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] What are you laughing about?...
• Bart: Krusty, do you think about your father a lot?
  Krusty: All the time. Except when I'm at the track....
• Everybody has sex now. When I was a kid only women had sex and you had to get it from them.
  We got a battery-powered sexual aid. Actually, a flashlight....