Mistress: Something Between A Mister And A Mattress. -- The Duke Of Paducah (Whitey Ford)
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- The Duke of Paducah (Whitey Ford)
MISTRESS -- something between a mister and a mattress.
I see an article in the paper that says 25 percent of all men propose to their wives in an automobile.
That's like I say--more accidents happen in a car than any other way....
Whiskey and women'll kill you. I know. They killed my brother.
He couldn't get either one so he just laid down and died. -- The Duke of Paducah (Whitey Ford)...
Hole in the Mattress, by Mister Completely.
Bart: Cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
Thousands and thousands of people saw _your_ pretzels injuring Whitey Ford!...
The difference between wife and mistress is the difference between night and day.
-- Harry Hershfield...
Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford....
Announcer #1: And here come the pretzels! Marge
Oh, no! No, don't do that! You're suppose to be _tasting_ them!...
There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something. -- Henry Ford