I see an article in the paper that says 25 percent of all men propose to
their wives in an automobile. That's like I say--more accidents happen in a
car than any other way.
-- The Duke of Paducah (Whitey Ford)
their wives in an automobile. That's like I say--more accidents happen in a
car than any other way.
-- The Duke of Paducah (Whitey Ford)
Related:
- Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- The Duke of Paducah (Whitey Ford)
- Whiskey and women'll kill you. I know. They killed my brother.
He couldn't get either one so he just laid down and died. -- The Duke of Paducah (Whitey Ford)... - The more I see of men the less I like them; if I could but say so of women too, all would be well.
- Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty
vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy
sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent.... - If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all
I have to say.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey... - A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish
as he waits for a tug on the line.
Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit.... - I like trees because they seem more resigned to
the way they have to live than other things do.
-- Willa Cathe... - Dear Ms. Postnews:
I couldn't get mail through to somebody on another site.
What should I do? -- Eager Beaver Dear Eage... - A sheet of paper crossed my desk the other day and as I read it,
realization of a basic truth came over me.
So simple! So obvious we couldn't see it. John Knivlen, Chairman of Polamar Repeater Club, an amateur radio group, had discovered how IC circuits work....
